Just a statement. At some level of course, I'm addicted to sites like Facebook and MySpace... but at another level I have more "WTF?" moments with those sites than with almost anything else on the internet. (If you don't know what WTF means, look it up somewhere else... this is a family site)
Facebook is a prime example: the sheer volume of information on there is incredible, but what's REALLY messed up is the way people plumb the depths of their history for new people to "friend." I mean the people who you knew in kindergarten, who now want to connect with your online profile. Or that guy you hung out with at summer camp when you were 12, or the random chick who you think might have been in your 9th grade science class, but you're not sure.
Now, I don't want to disparage these people from friending me. It's cool to see what you're up to, and I too get a kick out of renewing acquaintances. But what made you think of me? Do you regularly wonder about that guy from summer camp? Many of these people are so obscure in my history that I have to go back to old documentary evidence - yearbooks and the like - to make sure they really existed. What made you search for my name?
You know what, don't answer that. Just friend me, and we can get on with our lives. But be warned: you will get pestered to come to my recitals!
